(Above) - Pat slaying some acapella with the BC Heightsmen flexing a large timepiece.
Passing torches for the good of the people and that is just what this band is all about.. the fans. Patrick McGrath is the newest, finest, swankiest, lead avian the Birds have come across in their two years together as a group. The prestige of his prestigiousness comes from his background as lead vocal in the world renown BC Heightsmen. If you want to fire up the tailgate, call PMG. You want a lullaby for night night? Call PMG. You want to get your rocks off in karaoke? Too bad, its time for PMG. This man may be the answer to the Bird Brains lead vocal trouble ever since they lost John Fitzgerald to the bright lights of California. If you've ever seen Mariah Carey shatter glass with her high note, its because she was lip syncing to Patrick whaling to the tune of Witchy Women post solo section. Kid's a beaut and a force not only on the golden microphone, but in the paint as well. Jake Marano has his hands full now with competition of strongest bass if you know what I'm saying. Que the Key & Peele sweat meme and do not let Taylor Darby hear about this.
It's not often the Bird Brains have new members, but everyone should be wearing sunglasses now because the future, is too bright. We welcome Pat with open arms, and forcefully make sure now that Andy Bird Brains gullet, has a permanent muzzle on it. It feels like a broken record of saying the Bird Brains are back, but with that notion, they have somebody that can expertly carry a tune, and his brothers in arms. The savior is here and his name, is Patrick McGrath. Let's flock, in this we pray, PMG.
Yours Truly,
The Bird Brains
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